Staff (world's greatest!)

Graham Seaton a.k.a. Operation -- W.H.A.H.A.P.E.N
Graham doesn't run, he flies. As a result, we've had to change the way we fit shoes. How do you fit someone that just won't stop jumping? Obviously this guy really likes ultimate frisbee.
Redshirt #1
This is a new recruit we picked up in Italy last year. He's got pretty legit skills, but we're redshirting him because of an unforeseen injury/stroke.
 
Michelle 'DDTenacious' Cushing
It's a KO for the DDT on any B.L.A. land, thanks to Michelle's diligence. A native Oregonian, she nevertheless comes to us with worldly shoe experience after hopping across the border for a brief foray into the Canadian running shoe market.
Sean Rivers a.k.a. "Grave digger"
Sean likes running, arm wrestling, connecting-the-dots, & practicing his handwriting, although the capital "J" gives him fits--as do any customers that don't come away 110% satisfied! Yes, he co-owns Foot Traffic!
 
Lara "Fogelberg" McCulloch
She sings & dances too. If you ask her politely, she'll double-knot your shoes! Lara "Fogelberg" is our NE store manager, a marathoner & the leader of our band. Get it? No? Well SHE does.
Morgan 'Dragon Grip' Saltenberger
Don't let Morgan's amiable personality fool you. With just one touch from his vaunted Dragon Grip (pictured above) he brings giants to their knees. Ironically, this grip works magic for our customers with chronic achilles tendonitis.
 
Amie "Shoulders" Raines
Amie doesn't even know this child! That's how genuine she is. Besides pretending to be the mother of strangers & the sister of Foot Traffic's owner, Amie is busy breaking records being the most customer-requested/stalked staffer!
Brett "Openheimer" Farrell
He's not just a superhero, he's our friend. He came from a far off land called "New" York, which is evidently WAY better than Old York. The future of running-kind lies in his hands... here in P-town.
 
Daniel "Gruff" McDuff
No file photo provided for Daniel. This former Lewis and Clark standout brings vast amounts of running knowledge, computer literacy, and funky fresh rhymes to his loving co-workers at Foot Traffic.
Robyn 'Hula Harpoon' Schmidt
Robyn is our resident 'youth advisor' and Hawaiian running enthusiast. She provides us with warm-weather running advice, methods for diverting unruly kids, and authentic Hawaiian plastic figurines.
 
Kevin 'K-Kuul' Zelenak
He can grow a pretty sweet mustache. You should see it whip through the air as he clicks off 60 second quarters on his Nordic Track. Olympia (the city) will miss him, but we picked him up in a sign-and-trade deal with South Sound Running.
Kevin 'Hot Rod' O'Malley
Someone that knows someone that knows someone said that Kevin once held a record for beating someone at something with eggnog. Consider him tenured. If he winks, it means he likes ya!
 
Maeby 'Tompkins' Maeby
We found Maeby in the shipping container from a major shoe company. We won't tell you which one, but let's just say she wasn't the size we were looking for. She spends her free time being awesome and riding on the MAX by herself.
'Marvel Maggie' Pietka
We've seen her high jump a Mac truck and triple jump a lake full of alligators and rabid beavers. Yet she contends that she is a mere mortal. We think not.
 

 

 

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