Staff (world's greatest!)


Sean Rivers a.k.a. "Grave digger" Sean likes running, arm wrestling, connecting-the-dots, & practicing his handwriting, although the capital "J" gives him fits--as do any customers that don't come away 110% satisfied! Yes, he co-owns Foot Traffic!	Daniel "Gruff" McDuff This former Lewis and Clark standout brings vast amounts of running knowledge, computer literacy, and funky fresh rhymes to his loving co-workers at Foot Traffic.


Morgan 'Dragon Grip' Saltenberger Don't let Morgan's amiable personality fool you. With just one touch from his vaunted Dragon Grip (pictured above) he brings giants to their knees. Ironically, this grip works magic for our customers with chronic achilles tendonitis.	Robyn 'Hula Harpoon' Schmidt Robyn, our LO manager, is known to occasionally surf the 6" wakes on Lake Oswego. In addition, she provides us with unlimited warm-weather running advice and authentic Hawaiian plastic figurines.


Laura "LT" Thomas "LT" was the starting running back on St. Mary's Academy's little-known football team. But one day, she ran in for a 20 yard touchdown and kept running for 3 more miles. Soon after, they merged the team with the XC program.	Redshirt #1 This is a new recruit we picked up in Italy last year. He's got pretty legit skills, but we're redshirting him because of an unforeseen injury/stroke.


Charles "Cecil" Cummings Hook line and sinker! Our newest HR manager saved six harassed victims off this sinking ship...or at least he told me he would of if he was invited to the party. But he DID correctly identify the drowning pronators that were thrown overboard.	Nate "64-bit" Schwartz Nate is currently working on the next generation nintendo power pad in which people actually have to run 10 miles for certain video games.


Allison "Power squat" Moen It's suspected that she time-traveled from a future weight-lifting country with 'lect0lytes coming out of the drinking fountains. You can't see her, but she's actually standing behind this woman coaching her to a new world record!	Maeby 'Tompkins' Maeby We found Maeby in the shipping container from a major shoe company. We won't tell you which one, but let's just say she wasn't the size we were looking for. She spends her free time being awesome and riding on the MAX by herself.